Tales of Tinseltown
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Hooray for Hollywood in this high-octane musical satire. The bright lights of Hollywood are a long way from Iowa where Ellie Ash aspires to become a star. In the right place at the right time, she jumps aboard aspiring screenwriter Elmo Green’s bike and they’re off to Hollywood, where Ellie is discovered as America’s Next Sweetheart. She soon uncovers the high price of fame and must determine if she’s willing to sacrifice everything for Hollywood stardom. With a star-studded cast album featuring Tony Award darlings Tony Yazbeck and Harriet Harris, YouTube sensation Christina Bianco, and many other notable names, Tales of Tinseltown unlocks the underbelly of America’s obsession with fame and fortune.


SYNOPSIS


Act I

On a 1930’s film back lot in Hollywood, Adele DeRale, the creator of the “Tales of Tinseltown” fan magazine that covers Hollywood gossip, is center stage singing about reporting the latest scandals, (“The Public Wants To Know”).

Across the country, on an Iowa farm, Elinor Hinkelberry, is reading the latest copy of “Tales in Tinseltown,” as she dreams of being a famous Hollywood actress. She is contemplating changing her name for the screen to “Ellie Ash,” and making her way to stardom, (“I Belong In Hollywood”).

A young man named Elmo rides up on his bicycle. He overheard the girl’s dream of going to Hollywood and informs her that he is a young screenwriter on his way to meet his uncle, a very famous movie producer. Ellie hops on the bike with Elmo and they depart, (“Let's Go”).

AS the two finally arrive in California, Elmo and Ellie are led on a tour of the famous N.G.N. Production lot, (“N.G.N. Productions”).

The famous producer, (and Elmo’s uncle), Norman G Neinstien, enters in an argument with one of his stars, Lulu Beauveen. Elmo tells his uncle that he has come to be a writer and that he has a young actress he should look at.

Just then Lulu enters, obviously under the influence, bickering at Norman to let her do a movie-musical. Elmo, seeing the opportunity, chimes in and offers to write it, (“The Musical Showdown”). Norman agrees and tells Elmo to get to work.

The next day is the screen tests for the Elmo’s new jungle themed movie-musical. They are looking at thousands of actors for the roles, and Elmo keeps urging his uncle to see Ellie.

At the auditions, several actors strut there stuff and get cast, First, (“Someone To Love Me”), (“I Can Sing”), (“All Over The Place”). Eventually Ellie jumps in, does a duet and gets cast, (“All I Dreamed”).

The next day, Elmo is surprised to see that his uncle has changed and misinterpreted his script, but he reluctantly agrees. Lulu shows up to the jungle set stoned and late and the company begins shooting, (“The Jungle Song”).

Ellie continues to flirt with the stars and with Norman, landing her own movie that Elmo will write, working endlessly, (“So This Is The Movies”).

Adele is now reading off the flashing headlines: “New star Ellie Ash has taken Hollywood by storm, starring in films written by Elmo Green.” We see Ellie play multiple roles in several films,  (“Sounds In The Night”), (“Keep In Step”).  Then Elmo writes an adaptation of Victor Hugo’s ‘Hunchback of Notre Dame” in which Ellie gets to play Esmeralda, (“Hunchy”).

When they begin to shoot a new movie, Ellie arrives on set to perform a number and finishes by puking in a water pail, (“It's Mine”). Adele picks up on her symptoms and realizes she is pregnant. All of the men wonder if it could be theirs. Elmo, furious and heartbroken, quits his work at he studio and storms off. Adele threatens to print the scandal and Ellie slaps her, sealing her fate.

Act II

In Act II, Adele is getting lots of dirt on the recent scandal, (“Tell Me Please”).

Ellie is crushed and Elmo comes back to comfort her. He suggests that Ellie dress up as someone else and take a screen test at another production company that he has been writing for, Weevil Productions.

She is up for a role to be a lust filled floozy. She gives it her best shot, pretending to act like Lulu, (“Born To Be Bad”).

Back at N.G.N., Norman is trying to clean the image of the production company. He is shooting a movie staring Lulu as a young nun in college, who piously cheers the football team on to victory. Lulu is struggling with being innocent, (“You've Got To Be Good”).

While both movies are filming, a real California earthquake hits!  Ellie runs to save some of the animals that Weevil keeps on the set. Ellie saves most of the animals, but she is trampled by a stampede of cattle and rushed to Hollywood hospital.

Adele prepares to go the hospital in disguise to get the scoop, (My Best False Face). Elmo attests his devotion for Ellie, and proposes, (“I'll Stand By You”). Some of the actors that Ellie became friends with visit and share in the happiness, (“For My Career”). She ends up being carried off, leaving Elmo alone in dismay.

Ellie is preparing for her next roll when she runs into Elmo packing his belongings. She is shaken by his departure and is unsure if she can perform. Lulu, taking advantage of the venerable situation, offers Ellie some drugs, which she wearily accepts. Ellie comes on to do her part brilliantly, (“Stars In My Eyes”). But afterwards she reveals that Lulu drugged her and chaos ensues: Twists, turns, revealed secrets, tragedy, and an absurdist ending:  as Ellie and Elmo are reunited at the Hollywoodland Sign, where each plans to jump.  They decide, instead to cast aside the ravages of Tinseltown and bike off into the sunset—expecting happier times in the New York theatre, (“Finale”).

QUOTE


Delicious satire! An ambitious pure Hollywood musical.

–New York Times


SONG LIST

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  1. The Public Wants to Know
  2. I Belong In Hollywood
  3. Let's Go
  4. N.G.N. Productions
  5. The Musical Showdown
  6. Someone To Love Me
  7. I Can Sing
  8. All Over the Place
  9. All I Dreamed
  10. The Jungle Song
  11. So This Is The Movies
  12. Sounds in the Night
  13. Keep In Step
  14. Hunchy
  15. It’s Mine
  16. Tell Me Please
  17. Born To Be Bad
  18. You've Got To Be Good
  19. My Best False Face
  20. I'll Stand By You
  21. For My Career
  22. Stars In My Eyes
  23. Broken Promise Land
  24. Musical Mélange
  25. Finale

Characters:

Ellie Ash: 18-25; pretty, petite ingénue; soprano with sexy naiveté; Alice Faye/Doris Day/Betty Hutton type with star quality; amorally ambitious; must do animal imitations and other sound effects.

Elmo Green: 25-30; Jewish young Jimmy Stewart or Tom Hanks type; high baritone; idealistic screen-writer; loyal with lofty goals; faces disappointment and disillusionment but perseveres.

Adele DeRale: 35-45; manic, antic gossip columnist; mezzo-soprano; constantly in disguise, a chameleon combination of Tracy Ullman and Helen Hayes; lovably dangerous and power-hungry.

Norman G. Neinstein: 40-50; tyrannical film producer; baritone-bass; blustery and short, a combination of Erich von Stroheim and Mel Brooks (or a faux sophisticate like Peter Sellars); doubles as farmhand Clyde.

Lulu Beauveen: 25-35; temperamental film vamp; eccentric-voiced mezzo; voluptuous, crafty and fiendishly determined to do musicals; a drug-glazed cross between Joan Crawford and Jean Harlow; sanctimonious despite her sinful ways.

Danny Burke: 25-35; great acrobatic dancer; high baritone with slick, slightly sleazy Gene Kelly style; a lady’s man; kinetic and amorous; doubles as farmhand Clem.

Bertha Powell: 25-35; brassy Broadway broad transplanted to Hollywood; alto with Merman-like high belt to strong E-flat; can make walls shake with her voice; coarsely attractive, hard-boiled with a soft spot.

Tony Toscanini: 25-25; a hulky blob from Flushing, who is transformed into a handsome heartthrob; resonant, operatic tenor voice with a floridity and strong A-flat; a Mario Lanza type; doubles as farmhand Lem.

Casting Note: Some Performers double as Tourists in the early part of the show 

Setting: A sardonic vision of 1930s Hollywood

Michael Colby is the librettist/lyricist of such musicals as Charlotte Sweet (Drama Desk Award nomination), Tales Of Tinseltown (numerous productions), North Atlantic (Show Business Award), Delphi Or Bust (Amas Musical Theatre), Ludlow Ladd (various regional productions), Slay It With Music (off-Broadway and London), They Chose Me! (Tada!), and Mrs. Mcthing (Goodspeed At Chester). He has written for The Theatre By the Blind, The 92nd Street Y, and numerous benefits. Among the personalities for whom Colby has written are: Angela Lansbury, Linda Lavin, Michael Feinstein, Tony Randall, Cicely Tyson, Susan Stroman, Paul Shaffer, Lainie Kazan, Jane Powell, and Julie Wilson. Recent projects include: Dangerous, They Changed Broadway (a revue about Broadway Jewish talents) and First Family Of Second Avenue (cited by NJ Star Ledger as “Best Original Score of the New Jersey season”). Mr. Colby is a member of BMI and the Dramatists Guild. For more information, visit www.MichaelColby.com.

 

Paul Katz (Composer) is also a singer-pianist, record and event producer. He was a featured actor on Another World (NBC), and wrote songs for the show as well.  Among his musicals are: Seduction directed by Chet Walker), Tales Of Tinseltown (tour), Slay It With Music (NYC and London), and Dirty Dreams Of A Clean Cut Kid (Cable Car Award: Outstanding Achievement in Theater:Theater Rhinoceros, S. F.).  He was featured in We'll Meet Again (York Theater). Paul musical directed Night Of 75 Stars at the John Drew Theater (East Hampton), has performed extensively with the late composer Richard Adler (Damn Yankees, Pajama Game), and headlined at the famed Tavern On The Green. Mr. Katz is on the Private Voice Faculty at Marymount Manhattan College (NYC), and is the recipient of many grants and honors, including the Backstage Bistro Award for This Life: The Songs Of Portia Nelson

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"Damn Near Perfect! Attention Messrs. Shubert, Azenberg, Schoenfeld, et al. While Broadway bemoans the fact that 'there just aren't any new musicals will run forever and make millions for everyone involved,' composer Paul Katz and librettist Michael Colby have come up with what could be the new Fantasticks, Dames at Sea or other long-running, money-making, mega-hit. A musical extravaganza."–Backstage (NY)

"Delicious Satire! An ambitious pure Hollywood musical. Numbers that are laughter from the first syllable to the last."–N.Y. Times

“Popcorny Fun! An Off-Broadway bonanza of a musical.  This stylish Hollywood satire is the biggest little spectacle south of 42nd Street. The fable is familiar, but the score soars and the cast is like all the stars at MGM rolled into eight talented crazies who put the move in movies and the sin in cinema!”–Newtown North, Host Magazine

“Brilliant! A brilliant send-up of Hollywood films of the 30’s, complete with plot twists and stereotypical characters without becoming trite or predictable. This is an off-off Broadway show with a Broadway feel.”–Miami Weekly News

“Delightfully Entertaining. Hilariously outrageous! What a rare and refreshing show. A cross between Babes In Arms and Day of the Locusts.”–San Diego Tribune

“Pure Gold!  Sparkling new tuner may be the ‘singingest, dancingest, most toe-tapping’ musical since 42nd Street.  A melodic score. Funny, nostalgic and slightly campy lyrics. A sturdy, traditional musical worthy of a Broadway venue.”–Theatregoer

“Musical On Its Way To Becoming A Big Hit!  Uniquely inventive, highly impressive.”–Parle 

“Spellbinding! Exciting, spellbinding scenes. Numbers that are not only technically accomplished, but bubble with vitality which puts to shame the similarly spectacular but essentially cold-blooded, glossily self-conscious show-stoppers of such Broadway hits as 42nd Street. An upbeat evening of musical entertainment.”–Westchester Spotlight Magazine

“Outrageous Parody! Stand-out numbers and clever libretto. A musical to be reckoned with when it resurfaces.”–Dance Magazine

“A Dizzy, Dazzling, Altogether Delightful Parody. Everything theatregoers could want in an evening’s entertainment—and more. Once of the best shows of the year.”–South Shore Record

“Had The Box Office Turning People Away Right Up Through Closing Night. Its secret? Theatrical savvy, clever lyrics, singable music, ingenious stating. Tales of Tinseltown has no phony tinsel. It is real value.”–Stages Magazine

“A Lot Of Fun. A campy and enjoyable amalgamation of every Hollywood cliché ever created and rerun.”–Grand Rapids Press

"Watch For It! This is a crowd-pleaser packed with talent. Paul Katz's music captures the schmaltzy and plunkety-plunk early movie tempo, never falsifying the clever libretto of every false value Michael Colby could conceive of. You will leave the theatre wreathed in smiles." - Marjorie Gunner (President, NY Outer Critics Circle), On And Off-Broadway

"Enjoyable Escapist Entertainment! Colby has written lyrics that sound better than what has been coming out of Broadway lately."–Miami Herald

"Wacky Fun! Suggests Dames at Sea crossed with Carol Burnett's entire oeuvre. Delicious, tuneful, winning."–L.A. Times

Materials: your materials will be sent to you two months prior to your opening date and will include everything necessary for your production and can be ordered in Printed or Digital format. Printed Materials are provided on unbound three-hole punched loose-leaf paper while Digital Materials are provided via email as downloadable PDF files for you to print in-house. All materials are yours to keep! No deposits, no returns.

The required materials for Tales of Tinseltown: a Movieland Musical include:

Production Scripts, Piano/Vocal Scores

Orchestrations: Keyboard 1 and 2, Guitar, Bass, Drums

Available Products:

Print Edition – Beautifully bound scripts available at wholesale costs to sell in your lobby!

Director's Script – Single-sided script with space for director’s notes.

ROCS Show/Ready – Rehearsal tracks for each role with the individual character played at full volume, other parts at half volume.

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Original Cast Recording

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