Santa Claus Conquers the Martians

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Santa Claus Conquers
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The children of Mars are in trouble! Too much Earth television has made Martian kids everywhere distracted and withdrawn. The leaders have had enough and consult with an 800-year-old Martian sage for an answer— the response? Kidnap Santa and force him to set up a toy factory on Mars. It’s up to young Betty and Billy to help Santa escape back to planet Earth in time to save Christmas, but not before they bring laughter, joy, and the Christmas spirit to the children of Mars. Based on one of the “Top 10 Worst Christmas Films Ever Made,” this hysterical stage adaptation of the 1964 Cult Classic Film is a baffling mixture of sci-fi, Christmas cheer, and childish slapstick live and on stage!

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The B-Movie Cult Classic Gets an A+ Adaptation


Characters:

Santa Claus: Male

Mrs. Claus: Female 

Santa's Helpers (X4) F/M

The Martians:

  • Kimar: Male
  • Voldar: Male
  • Dropo: F/M
  • Bomar: Male
  • Girmar: Female
  • Momar: Female
  • Hargo: F/M
  • Rigna: F/M
  • Stobo: F/M
  • Shim: F/M
  • Chochem/Von Green: F/M
Earthlings:
  • Andy: Male
  • Winky: F/M
  • Stinky: F/M
  • Finky: F/M
  • Betty: Female
  • Billy: Female
  • Children TV News Announcer: F/M
  • TV News Announcer: F/M

Setting: The Martian spaceship, the North Pole, Mars, a Martian cave, Billy and Betty’s house.

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An Authorized Materials/Rehearsal Package must be purchased from Stage Rights as a part of your licensing agreement. Your materials will be sent to you two months prior to your opening date, unless other arrangements have been made in advance with your Stage Rights Licensing Representative.
 
The Authorized Materials/Rehearsal Package for Santa Claus Conquers the Martians consists of:
18 Production Scripts / $210.00 (shipping included)
 
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You will have the option to purchase additional Production Scripts at a discounted rate when you complete your Licensing Agreement.
 
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Stage Manager’s Script – Printed on standard 8.5” x 11” 3-hole-punched paper, with the same page numbers and text as the Printed Production Scripts, but with more space on the page for notes and cues.

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