Death at the Garage Sale, or Downsizing is Murder!
Death at a Garage Sale or, Downsizing is Murder!
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Facing retirement, the Baxters plan their first big garage sale.  Not too computer-savvy, their unprotected Wi-Fi is being used by the kid next door to sell drugs. A SWAT team arrives at their house, and a dead body is discovered next door—and the Baxters are the prime suspects! A true comedy-mystery in the tradition of ColumboDeath at the Garage Sale delivers plenty of twists, turns, and laughter. Downsizing, as they say, is murder!


SYNOPSIS


Act One, Scene One
Chris Baxter and her best friend Dee Wilson, two married middle-aged neighbors, are discussing items of interest, from beauty treatments to downsizing for retirement. Chris is a woman with a plan: to get herself and her husband comfortably retired ASAP, even if it kills them. It might.

In another part of the house, we meet Mike Baxter and his good friend Bill Wilson (Dee's husband). As they enjoy a basketball game, they discover the amazing abilities of Mike's new remote. Mike confesses to having made a financial mistake that will interfere with Chris's retirement dream; the Baxters are currently in a bit of financial trouble.

In a rough part of town, two young men meet to do a drug deal. The dealer is a 20-something suburban kid named JJ. He has been selling his wares to high school friends, and doing it online. The buyer is Stevie, a high school dropout. Stevie wants some pills, and trades info for them. It seems JJ's little business has upset the main guy, the supplier, and there may be consequences. JJ. agrees to let Stevie crash at his house. No worries: if there is trouble, Stevie's got a gun.

Two months later, and Chris's downsizing plan has begun: re-paint and re-stage living room and get ready for tomorrow's garage sale. A truant officer appears at the door. He is looking for a neighbor's son, JJ Taylor. Later, realizing they have seen JJ, they call 911, only to be informed that their school district no longer has truant officers. So, who was that guy?

Act One, Scene Two
Next day, they prepare for the garage sale. Packrat Mike and downsizer Chris bicker over what stays and what goes. JJ appears, agitated, with a gun. Mike tries to calm him, then leaves him in the garage to find Chris. In a frightened panic, the kid calls the police and pins the drug sales on the Baxters. Oh, and he mentions there's a dead body next door. Then he plants evidence and hides amid all the mess and confusion of the garage sale. When the Baxters come back, JJ and the gun are gone. Suddenly a flash-bang goes off, the lights are cut, and a SWAT team storms the Baxter’s' house!

Act Two, Scene One
The police are now investigating the Baxters for selling illegal drugs and the murder of a young man next door. They interrogate Bill and Dee, Chris, and then Mike. Everyone's statements - despite their best intentions - make the situation worse. It is apparent that Mike is the prime suspect. 

That night, the Wilsons and Baxters try their best to unravel the case. JJ comes out of hiding and needs their help. It turns out the dead body is Stevie. JJ says he didn't kill Stevie, and although he didn't see who did, he has proof Mike didn't do it. But he needs the Baxters and the Wilsons to help him arrange a meeting with the drug lord, under the nose of the police. 

Act Two, Scene Two
The Baxters, using old Halloween costumes from the garage sale, dress as bikers to meet with the drug kingpin. They set a trap for him, but the bad guy turns out to be one of the detectives on the case. Just when you think our friends have lost all hope, the Wilsons arrive with the good cop. Order is restored and the guilty party gets hauled off to jail. The last word belongs to Chris, who happily reminds Mike that their garage sale will be the best ever, because of the publicity the drug bust will bring!

QUOTE


A funny and clever murder mystery -- a lotta laughs!

–US Stage & Screen


Characters:

Chris Baxter, Suburban wife in her 60's, near retirement age. Driven to stay young, and to retire as comfortably as possible. Very nice, very organized lady.

Mike Baxter, Chris' husband, 60's, near retirement age. He is a packrat, sweet, smart, and wishes his wife would ease up a bit.

Dee Wilson, Neighbor, 60's, newly retired. Practical, funny, loyal to her friends.

Bill Wilson, Dee's husband, 60's, newly retired real estate lawyer, loyal to his friends.

Det. Gary Harden, Crisp, no-nonsense, "Just the facts" kind of Joe Friday detective. He works in Narcotics.

Det. Len Edder, Homicide. Relaxed, easy-going, likable, a bit older. Can turn on the good cop as easily as the bad cop.

J.J. Taylor, the neighbor kid, 20's, just made it through high school. Suburban rich kid, neglected by socialite parents. Spoiled.

Stevie, Knows J.J., needy, not too bright. Neglected by everyone. Drug addict.

SWAT #1, In charge. Eager to get in good with the detectives.
SWAT #2
SWAT #3
Arresting Officer
(SWAT #2 and #3 and the Arresting Officer are nonspeaking roles.)
 
Casting Note: The SWAT team can be doubled by Stevie, J.J., and Len. SWAT helmets and goggles and/or masks are an effective disguise. Additionally, Stevie can play the one SWAT team member that speaks, as well as the Arresting Officer at the end. By doubling in this way, the play can be produced with a cast as small as eight.
In the original production, Stevie doubled as a SWAT team member, and another of the SWAT team doubled as Arresting Officer, resulting in a total cast size of nine.

Additionally, the Detectives can be cast male or female, old or young.

Setting: Living Room and Garage of the Baxter’s home.

Cynthia Haynes DiSavino has spent her entire adult life in show business. Her early years included acting work in film, commercial, and stage work in New York City. In 1984 she and her husband David DiSavino started Rainbow Productions, producing dinner theatre in Lancaster, Pennsylvania. In 1995, they opened Rainbow's Comedy Playhouse, a beautiful 300-seat venue. 

She is the author of two shows for the holidays, Deck The Halls And Clean The Kitchen, and A Christmas To Remember. Additionally, she authored Is There Life After Fifty?, currently licensed to Miracle or 2 Productions in NYC. All of her plays were first produced at Rainbow's Comedy Playhouse, and have been presented at many other theatres across the United States. Death At The Garage Sale, or Downsizing is Murder is her newest offering, having debuted at Rainbow's Comedy Playhouse in January 2018.

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""Death at the Garage Sale" has got a lot going for it.…plenty of funny lines, a solid cast and a clever murder mystery with a twist." Lancaster Online

"Haynes DiSavino has written plenty of funny lines that feel real." –Lancaster Online

"Much of the charm of the show is in the repartee between the couples." Lancaster Online

"Very funny... plenty of belly laughs!" –US Stage & Screen

Materials: your materials will be sent to you two months prior to your opening date and will include everything necessary for your production and can be ordered in Printed or Digital format. Printed Materials are provided on unbound three-hole punched loose-leaf paper while digital Materials are provided via email as downloadable PDF files for you to print in-house. All materials are yours to keep! No deposits, no returns.

The required materials for Death at the Garage Sale or, Downsizing is Murder! include:
 
Production Scripts
 
Available Products:
 
Acting Edition – Beautifully bound scripts available at wholesale costs to sell in your lobby!
 
Director's Script – Single-sided script with space for director’s notes.
 
Logo Pack – Includes high-resolution artwork, reviews and pull quotes, and reference photos

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